SWAT Officer Costume

Description

There are a few ways you can tell you’re in real trouble if you happen to be the villain in an action movie. One, you’ve got the hero exactly where you want him and you’re confident enough in your victory that you’re about to take the time to give him a long monologue about what a fool he was to think he could stop you. Two, you notice your once sizable team of minions has mysteriously dwindled down to just a couple of guys, one of whom just went to investigate a strange noise in the hallway. Three, you glance out the window and see a SWAT team has assembled.

The SWAT team (Special Weapons And Tactics, if you want to be formal) doesn’t get called in just on a whim, after all, and they’re not in the business of sorting out petty crimes or handing out tickets to scofflaws. No, if you spot a team of well-armed folks assembling outside the building in those trademark navy blue vests, you can bet that you’ve crossed a pretty serious line, and your best possible decision is to drop what you’re doing and come out with your hands up. Of course, if you’re the villain in an action movie, you’re probably not going to be wise enough to take that advice, but that’s what the hero is there for.

It’s generally a better idea to align yourself with the side of law and order, the way you can with this polyester SWAT officer costume, featuring a polyfoam-lined vest with zipper and adjustable straps and matching knee pads. It’s just the ticket for making even the most off-kilter evildoers think twice about their master plans.