Striped Witch Socks

Description

Witches command respect. Soaring through the air among birds and planes, cackling that nasty cackle, scouring the ground below for little pretties to pluck off their feet, witches can sometimes still somehow fly under the radar.

Surprising, we know. But our astute Halloween intelligence operatives recount times in which witches weren’t noticed until they hit solid ground below, and on Halloween, they seem like just another trick-or-treater—eliciting mere laughs from onlookers when they command them to hop on their broom or suffer death by boiling cauldron! All that considered, you’ll definitely want a pair of terrifying leg candy to complete your witch ensemble. Hey being bad means looking devilish from head to toe, and they’ll certainly notice these dastardly black-and-white stripes well before you plant your broom in the cold dirt.