The stormtrooper buddy system has always kind of stunk. Not only does it make it hard to hide your numbers when you’re tracking down renegade droids on some backwater world far away from the bright center of the universe, but one guy always ends up carrying all the supplies.
The good news is, with this Stormtrooper Star Wars Backpack Buddy, you’ll never be the one stuck with all the canteens, bacta, and thermal detonators. You can stuff it all inside your partner, and he won’t be able to stop you! It’s like you outrank him or something. The bad news is, your partner might need some help getting around himself. And he’s no good at your side in a blaster shootout, but that one seems to be pretty much par for the course for graduates of the Stormtrooper Academy.
Maybe General Hux is right and the Empire should go back to clones! They seemed to be better shots. It’s hard to imagine those Original Trilogy stormtroopers who were constantly hitting their heads on door frames and couldn’t hit the broadside of a bantha with their blasters pulling off Order 66. So if you get in any scrapes, keep a close eye on your stormtrooper buddy––if you lose him, he’ll surely be as distraught as FN-2187 and defect to the other side!