Star Wars Princess Leia Character Apron

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Ho ho ho…toy dook thee agcon thee basa. Manchy kabuk noonee Solo.

-Abraham Lincoln

This is not widely known (because we made it up), but Princess Leia was actually a very accomplished chef until the Empire so rudely atomized her entire home planet. She made an excellent bantha steak served in a succulent wuppa reduction, a tauntaun tartare drizzled in rrwii root oil, and for special Alderaanian holidays she would make succulent varactyl Cacciatore with delicious dung root salad on the side. (We did not make up these up; they are all Star Wars universe ingredients, assuming you’d be heartless enough to eat varactyl.)

If you have what it takes to be a Mandalorian iron chef, man or woman, then our officially licensed Princess Leia Apron is just the kitchen accessory for you. It sports Leia’s popular slave costume from Return of the Jedi. For your first recipe, bake a couple of cinnamon buns and…you get it, you get where we’re going with this…