Star Wars Darth Vader Slippers

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You know, the Sith have to get up and face the day just like everyone else. You think the Sith have any more power to resist the horror of Mondays? That Dark Side acolytes don’t need their morning coffee and a peek at what’s new on the Holonet to get going in the morning? Sith, despite what you’ve heard, are like everyone else. They need slippers to keep their feet nice and warm, just like you. They might be a little more force choke prone, or shoot lightning out of their fingertips and everything, but they still need the simple comforts in life. These slippers will help you relax, so you can go track down and annihilate those rebels once and for all! (Right after that cup of joe…)