Luke, I am…the COOK!
(We know that was bad, we couldn’t help it.)
Have you ever been manning the grill, ale in one hand, spatula in the other, flipping burgers, when you realize you need the cayenne pepper? Bet, you were wishing you had Darth Vader’s telekinesis. Just reach your hand out and it comes to you.
But, if you are like the rest of us puny humans, that isn’t an ability you possess. And, that’s okay. Hopefully, no one will cut your hand off with a lightsaber. And the only Death Star you build will be non-functioning. (We are very tempted to build one of our own, we just have to convince our bosses that is an ‘appropriate’ use of the warehouse!) We can’t guarantee that you will get any of Darth Vader’s abilities when you put on this Star Wars Darth Vader Character Apron, but you can look just as awesome as the Sith Lord! Just don’t forget the cayenne pepper!