Smartass Mask

Description

They do say that with age comes wisdom. We think it’s because all those wrinkles can be used to soak up more knowledge and transfer it directly to the brain. We would love to join the ranks of legendary thinkers some day, but it seems like that day can never come soon enough. There’s also the fact that we don’t want to have to develop those permanent wrinkles in order to immortalize ourselves by curing some major disease, or discovering a new mathematical equation.

This is why we used our PHDs in fantastic costume ideas to develop the perfect smart looking dude mask that nobody has to wait to grow up for. It has more than enough “laugh lines” to soak up all the information you need, and it even has a bit of a crazed white head of hair with a matching mustache to convince any security guards that you were indeed invited to attend this Nobel prize ceremony.