So you’re working radio dispatch in the town of Spurbury, Vermont, and no matter what you do, you can’t get any respect from your fellow sherifs. We get it! You’re always trying to show your worth to the team, but all they wanna do it put you through your paces by pranking you day and night. And sure, it was kind of your fault that you got kicked off from patrol work after getting into a fight with a bunch of students during a questionable traffic stop of a school bus, but we all make mistakes! And now you’re paying for yours, so sometimes it would be really nice if those guys would just lay off of the ol’ Farva Larva for once!
Luckily for you, it looks like there’s a straight-up murderer in town, not to mention that someone appears to be smuggling drugs into your tiny – and fictional, for the record – Vermont town, so the guys have a lot more to worry about than just making fun of you over the dispatch radio. Busting a drug-smuggling ring and avoiding having their post eliminated by the state’s impending budget cut is looking to be some hard work, but it’s also a chance for you to get in on the action! So suit up in this Sheriff Costume T-Shirt, made of 100% ringspun preshrunk cotton, to show ‘em all that, when it comes to investigating a cover-up that goes all the way to the top, you mean business! (And also you love Shenanigans, but that’s another conversation for another time!)