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So, you were wearing high heels during the zombie apocalypse? No judgment here, it wouldn’t be most people’s choice of footwear but then again, how were you supposed to know the epidemic was on its way? They may not have been great for fleeing in terror but at least you could defend yourself with those stilettos. Guess the tactic didn’t work for you, since you’re a zombie now. Even if you had been able to run, it’s only a matter of time, the end comes for everyone.
Well, at least you look good as you’re stumbling across the earth searching for brains. Nowadays your heels are almost as worn and torn as your face, but they still make your legs look good. All this constant walking has been great for your figure. When you’re coming for their flesh, those living people will notice what a classy lady you once were. They say you can always judge a zombie’s character by their shoes.