Sexy Tin Woman Costume

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Do you ever get sick and tired of folks telling you to just “follow your heart?” Pardon us, but what on Earth does that mean and WHY is the answer that everyone gives to all of life’s decisions, all of the time?

Don’t know what you want to “be” after college? Don’t worry, darlin’. Just follow your heart! Don’t know whether you can afford health insurance? It’s OK, kiddo; don’t be dramatic. Follow your heart. Can’t decide if you should quit your cubicle job and backpack around the globe? Don’t overthink it; follow your heart, sister! Sound familiar? The trouble is, people who are trying to decide things often don’t know what their heart wants…hence…the difficult decision. Are we right? How about you avoid that advice–at least for one night–in this Sexy Tin Man Costume. No one can sling that rusty cliche your way when you’re wearing a costume that clearly implies that you don’t have a heart, now can they? We think not.

But obviously, that peace of mind is just icing on the proverbial cake; this costume would be worth its weight in…tin…with or without that added bonus. The silver metallic dress features a low cut sweetheart neckline, while the silver knee-high boot toppers boast sweet red hearts on their cuffs. It doesn’t take a half-crazy wizard to tell you that this costume will carry you anywhere you want to go tonight. Take your axe and oil can and enjoy the Zen-like that will surely come from knowing that for one night, you don’t need to follow your heart. You’ve got a smokin’ hot look to light the way.