Sexy Squirrel Costume

Description

When it comes to the urban jungle, almost all the animals have been accounted for. We have hundreds of Cats, a handful of Puppy and Kittens, about a dozen Monkeys, and even a few unexpected Horses, Cows… even an Octopus. We’re not quite sure how to market an Octopus walking around the city streets or joining in on the local festive parties, but we’ve accounted for all those needs. Still, if you’re going for a unique entry into your own zootopia, you’ll find yourself swimming upstream of a very heavy current. (Yes, we have a few sexy Salmon costumes already out, too.)

But, we’ve been shocked at the complete absence of one of the most festive, curious, and adorable of urban animals: the Squirrel. This adorable little squeaker can be found in virtually every yard across America and leaves us constantly staring out the window at their excitable actions and yet there is never any representation of the energetic furballs! It is a travesty and one that we have worked tirelessly to fix.

And you can be the unique one in a million this year with this exclusive Sexy Squirrel costume. A sinfully comfortable polyester fleece fabric makes up the gray dress with a flawlessly fun fuzzy patch of faux fur to make up the belly and stuffed tail. Pull up your hood and flick your furry ears to show that you’re attentive and stow your snacks in your brown foam acorn purse that fastens with Velcro. Make a stand and drive them nuts with this truly unique look. Because, really, who would rather watch a cat pawing at its face when they could watch with glee at the playful antics of our favorite fuzzy friend?