No offense to history or anything, but everyone knows that lady astronauts are the wave of the future. We’re happy man walked on the moon–one giant leap and all–but we think it may be a gal, maybe even you, who walks on Mars (bring the right protective boots, of course).
Of course, you’ll need to do some training before you rocket off into the stratosphere (is that where you rocket off to? We don’t know, but we hope you do.) But this sexy rocket girl costume is a good place to start if you want to make a break with tradition and still see the stars up close and personal. It will make your mission official, so you can be even more motivated to start your training program. In addition to learning astronomy, astrophysics, and oh, about 50 other subjects, you’ll need to ensure you’re at the peak of your health. We guess with all that on your mind you will really appreciate not having to worry about what to wear while floating in space.
Now, when people hear that you’re headed past the ozone, they may not believe you at first. So suit up in this white romper and matching boot covers and let the NASA patches put them in their places. Black suspenders keep you feeling a little sassy, while the blue metallic trim keeps this ensemble high-tech and high-drama. We think you look out of this world and we can’t wait to see your first telecast! It’s just that…well…Earth will really miss your fashion sense while you’re away.