Are you sick and tired of everyone assuming you’re an airhead simply because you’re the sexy popular girl? As if just because you are gorgeous you don’t understand math, or can’t be into video games? Or you’ve never read the Lord of the Rings! As if! Well enough of those ridiculous stereotypes. Of course you’ve read Lord of the Rings along with all the Harry Potter books. And you love both Star Trek and Star Wars, right? The best nerds will know their OTP (one true pairing for those jocks out there) for all their favorite books, movies, tv shows, graphic novels, anime, or whatever other nerdy thing you’re into, nerd! So let everyone know you’re a nerd when you wear a shirt that says “I heart nerds”. After all, a shirt like that will make it plain that you are a nerd. Or at least that you love nerds.
On top of that, all nerds need glasses, right? And a plaid skirt. Nothing said nerd like plaid. Just look at lumberjacks in their plaid flannel. What a bunch of nerds! Wood nerds! Anyway, the point is, you’re obviously a big nerd and should let everyone know it. Maybe hold a science book too, just in case people aren’t clear on what a huge nerd you are. But not just a nerd, you’re still sexy. Look at that short skirt! We bet you could calculate the sexy-to-skirt length ratio of that skirt, you sexy nerd! You plus this outfit equals success!