It’s a routine you know well: the good cop appears to be supportive and understanding and helpful; the bad cop is the one who makes accusations, threats, and (let’s face it) gets things done.
The trouble is that in life, people always expect you to be good cop. At home, at the office, and even at Zumba, people see you as kind and caring and always on their side. Well, guess what, world? There’s a rarely seen side of you, and if it can’t come out on Halloween, when will you show off all that powerful sass you’ve been hiding? This is a holiday made for the display of alter egos and hidden personalities. So slip into this Sexy Bad Cop Costume and show everyone just how tough you can be. You pal shows up late to your party? Old you would have understood; things come up. But now that you’re wearing this daring dress, she’s gonna answer to you. Someone spills wine on the rug? Don’t go over and blot it; you’re going to need to get a report of everyone involved.
It’s a little thrilling, isn’t it? Laughing in the face of expectations and putting everyone in their places. Black garters are attached at the short hemline of this dress, so you can finally have an occasion to wear those fishnets you’ve been stowing away in your closet for months. Now you just need to pick up a few essential cop accessories to complete your look. And the next person to call you “nice?” Read ‘em their rights.