Sesame Street Plus Size Magenta Yip Yip Costume

Description

Hello? Hello?

Yes? Hello? We’re going to assume you were talking to us because we’re the only other living beings in the room, even though you seem to be talking very intently to the television. Why are you talking towards the television? Better yet, why are you barking at it? You’re not from around here, are you?

It’s alright, we’ve seen situations like this before. Why just the other day we had a pair of small, brightly-colored aliens mooing at the telephone over there… wait a second. You don’t know what a television is, do you? You’re trying to communicate with it by barking? Are you an alien? A Martian from Mars? Wait, you’re not? Huh. We didn’t expect that.

Well even if you aren’t a Martian, you are certainly showing alien-like behavior. And if you’re intent on behaving like an alien, you might as well dress the part. Here we have our Sesame Street Plus Size Magenta Yip Yip Costume. Very similar to the phone martians we ran into the other day, this outfit is brightly colored with wobbly eyebrows and tentacle-like fringe. There’s also arm slits, mesh to see through, and the top is shaped by foam to help with that Martian head-shape. If you put this outfit on and wander around oinking at electronics and beeping at cats, no one will question you. That is, in fact, typical behavior for a Martian.