The last several years have reported more and more attendance at the Mad Tea Parties in Wonderland and an even greater frequency of trouble taking place at the Royal croquet matches. The thing that is important to know about Wonderland is that the more isn’t necessarily the merrier. They’re all nuts! Two crazy people in a room make for an amusing series of mischief that is entertaining to watch. Three assures that you’ll get pulled into it once or twice and have an even better story when you get home. But… four? That is when things start breaking and precious heirlooms go missing. Five? That’s a mob. A mob of crazy people. And, nothing good ever came of a mob!
Now, we’ve tried to tell the Wonderland crew to tone it down. “Think of the impression you’re making on your kids!” we cry, but that only gave them the idea to start having kids. Nutty kids. They can literally climb the walls. You cannot take anything with a grain of salt, here. (The salt can make you shrink! Did you know that!?)
The point of this warning is that when you are heading into Wonderland, you need some attitude to deal with those folks! Of course, you’ll do fine with this Sassy Alice costume. The pale blue dress has short puffed sleeves and a bright blue bow on each side and the apron has attractive ruffled shoulder straps anchored with contrasting black buttons. The black headband with blue bow adds to the deceivingly cute and innocent look, but this getup is not for the faint-hearted. This Alice means business! And, boy does Wonderland need her!