S.W.A.T. Cargo Pants

Description

We’re not experts on Special Weapons or Tactics, so we’re not exactly sure what kind of gear you’d want to stow in a pair of S.W.A.T. Cargo Pants like these. But whether you’re a seasoned veteran of the force or a total newbie like us, we imagine you’ll find a use for all the extra pockets in these authentic-looking trousers.

Because as far as we can tell, the next best thing to keep handy after actual equipment is as many lucky charms and talismans as you can carry. We’re talking rabbit’s feet, horseshoes, four-leaf clovers—the whole nine yards. And while some of those things come with handy keyrings for easy attachment, you don’t want anything to get in your way in a high-stakes tactical situation. Or so we hear.

And don’t get too cocky: a hodgepodge of amulets and totems is no substitute for advanced training and nerves of steel!