Redneck Moonshiner Costume

Description

That triple X we always see in all of the TV shows and cartoons was guaranteed to let us know that there was moonshine in it. We didn’t know what the origin of those three simple letters we just knew that people who consumed its contents were probably going to start acting just a little bit silly. As it turns out, each X symbolized each time that particular batch was distilled. Three Xs meant that this stuff was straight up, pure grain alcohol and that’s when you know it’s ready to be shipped out to the people. It was a risky business but somebody had to do it and some of those people lost a lot, and a few of them even lost it all.

Maybe it’s time for you to make a comeback though. You’ve still got one last batch of moonshine you’ve got to sell but you lost the shirt off your back and then some on your last gamble so decency is a little more difficult to come by but hey, if you can sell illegal liquor right under the authorities’ noses while wearing a giant billboard telling them exactly what kind of shady business you’re involved in well more power to you! Just be sure to use your first sale money to buy maybe a pair of boots and some new pants. The shirt can wait for a while we suppose but this is taking business casual just a bit too far.