Have you ever been in a situation where you could have a chance encounter with radioactive waste? No? Well then you are wrong! You never know when a super cow from outer space may come crashing through your windshield while driving your morning commute! Do you really understand the potential danger that could be to your eyesight!? We don’t have the time to list every single risk out there, but just know that it’s out there, and most of the list consists of neon colored bovine soaring through the air, and right at your face! (we were really craving cheeseburgers during that safety meeting)
That’s why you should have these highly fashionable and incredibly protective (not actually) radioactive goggles! They’re guaranteed (okay no they’re not) to make you look more fashionable than Italian runway series (well that one’s pretty true) as well as protect you from the dangers of cows from the great unknown (that hasn’t technically been proven wrong but…) So get out there citizen! And be more aware of your vast surroundings! You never know what could happen!