Are you distressed that there isn’t enough sexy purple dinosaur apparel out there? Or perhaps how difficult it is to make a flirty purple monster for your fast food-themed costume group? Or even that you never know how to best capture the look of a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater?
We have finally addressed the problem facing so many people in these niche markets. Behold, our Women’s Spandex Purple Fishnet Tights. The tights are a comfortable nylon/spandex blend and will fit most body types—though not if you’re a one-eye one-horned flying purple people eater. They’re also wonderfully versatile. You can make a new costume every year, from an ’80s rock star to a heavenly hippopotamus. We suppose you could also use them as a mask if you’re robbing a bank. We won’t guarantee that the tights will keep you from being identified on a security tape, but we do guarantee you’ll be the most fashionable burglar ever to break into a safe. And isn’t that what is really important?