Purple Leisure Suit

Description

Do you enjoy leisure? Do you often cite your main hobbies as being “hard core vegging”, “major chilling” and “maxin’ and relaxin’”? In your opinion, are jeans too restricting, yet sweat pants just aren’t restricting enough? Do you prefer strolling or strutting when attempting to walk to a destination, as opposed to “bookin’ it”? When you wear a button-down shirt, do you find yourself unbuttoning the fourth or even fifth button, even though you know better? Are you strangely attracted to gold medallions that represent your astrological sign?

If you answered yes to all or even one of these questions, then get ready to jump and jive, friend, because this Purple Lesiure Suit was tailor-made for you!

Made of – what else? – 100% polyester, this groovy leisure suit comes complete with a purple jacket and purple bell bottom pants, both in a far-out purple color. You’ll feel and look like an ace in these duds, but unlike those uptight business cats, you’ll also be able to relax without any of that constricting pulling or tugging that you’d find with a regular suit. Wanna go the full Audi 5000 on the roll the dice on a complete ‘70s disco look? Then get yourself a flowy, showy, preferably flower or paisley patterned shirt, some polished gold metal medallions, a curly or feathered hair wig, some big sunglasses, and then round out the look with the two accessories that showed everyone who the real dynamite daddy of the disco was: White patent leather shoes and a white leather belt. Can you dig it?