Precious Puppy Costume

Description

Having a dog is a lot of work. Having a kid is even more work. But suppose you could slash that workload by combining the two in some kind of ingenious dog-kid hybrid? When the kid spills food all over the floor at dinner time, just shift into pet mode and let the dog clean up the leftovers. If the dog is having a tough time learning “sit, stay, here,” just take a break and switch over to “ABC.” And hey, in a few years you can just send the dog-child out to walk itself around the block.

On the other hand, there are bound to be some complications even in such a seemingly foolproof scheme. Do you start tracking birthdays in dog years? When you go to the park, is the kid allowed to be off a leash? What do you do if the neighbors decide to have a cat-kid hybrid of their own? And that’s not even taking into account the tough choices you’ll have to make about public vs. private vs. obedience school.

Maybe it’s for the best if you start out just dressing the kid like a dog. It’s a less permanent situation, that’s for sure, and you have an adorable option right here. This polyester fleece, back-zip jumpsuit is ideal for dressing up your very own beagle-baby. Featuring a black plush tail, tan shoe covers with a paw pad print, and a headpiece with floppy ears and a tuft of fur at the forehead, this costume also includes snaps along the legs for easy diaper access. That’s an important feature, since you can’t send this dog-kid out to the backyard to take care of business. Not yet, anyway.