Here’s the thing: nobody ever seems to want our police costumes with oversize sleeves, but they never stop talking about the long arm of the law. And we aren’t ones to give up on a case, but we’re also not really police officers, detectives, or law enforcement of any kind. So we’re turning in our badges, so to speak, and we’re sticking with this traditional costume, which comes with a shirt that will only cover your biceps. Anything below the elbow is on you, rookie! And we don’t just mean that literally.
Every inch of the other pieces stays true to the sleek, blue, all-business look associated with the men and women who serve and protect the American public. The pants are full-length, the hat has one of those super-cool visors, and the handcuffs are, well, plastic toy handcuffs. Frankly, it’s for the best. Because if this costume looked any more like the real thing, we couldn’t let you wear it until you’d graduated from the academy!
All you’ll need to provide is footwear, because even though justice is blind and everyone is equal in the eyes of the law, each person still has a unique pair of feet. Plus, you may prefer the boots of a beat cop, whereas we’ll take any old pair of boogie shoes if it means we’ll get to spend more time patrolling the dance floor! And either way, there’s nothing wrong with adding a pair of aviators or a fake mustache.