Have a cup of tea, dear?
We know you want to! The Mad Hatter himself has invited all his friends, a few of his frenemies, and all of the local hatters to join his his tea party! Sounds like he has quite the variety of teas, crumpets, dishes, and dormice to go around. It promises to be one of the largest tea parties Wonderland has ever witnessed, and as such you simply must go!
Only be sure you don’t show up on time. Make sure to take large bites out of the saucers, put salt in the tea, and throw spoons to the left (and the left only). Above all remember this: it is Wonderland. So be as inconsistent, illogical, and ridiculous as possible and you should do fine. And when you’re done being ridiculous? Move down, of course!
This goes doubly for your clothes. No simple sun dresses will suffice for a tea-tasting of this magnitude. We recommend our Plus Sized Marvelous Mad Hatter Costume. It includes a lime green dress with decorative trims, a shiny brown jacket with fancy buttons, a big bright bow, and of course a decorative hat! In an outfit like this, you’ll fit right in at the tea party. After all, you can’t be a wonder in Hatterland… er… hatter in Wonderland without a good hat!