Plus Size Wildcat Costume

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Look, we get that you love musical theater, okay? It’s one of the reasons why we became friends with you in the first place – us theater kids gotta stick together, or high school will chew us up and spit us out!

So yeah, we’ve known for a while that “Cats The Musical” was your favorite play of all time, and we accepted you for it, because personally, we love “Rent” more than life itself, and we know not everyone gets that (although, let’s be real – a lot more people get “Rent” than they get “Cats”, but again – no judgement!). “Cats” just isn’t for us – we know it’s based on the poem Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats by T.S. Eliot, and all respect to the old poet dude, but the play doesn’t even make sense and also, you know how we feel about Andrew Lloyd Webber. Yeah, he’s a national treasure, but would it kill the guy to just write a song that actually rhymes for once?! It’s like he’s doing it just to personally annoy us, and even though you keep saying that he doesn’t even know we exist, we still feel like it’s a personal affront. At least “Rent” rhymes!

Anyway, that’s not even the point of this conversation! The point is, if you keep walking around in that same cat costume day after day, people are going to start questioning your sanity. So if you insist that a cat is your spirit animal and dressing like one is the only way you want to live, then we highly encourage you to mix it up with this Plus Size Wildcat Costume. It’s got a stuffed tail and a headband with ears, but it also has a super cute sweetheart neckline, a short sassy hemline, and even a ribbon choker with a dangling satin heart, so you’ll look super frisky while still expressing your love for feline-based Broadway musicals. You’re welcome. You can pay us back by never making us listen to “Jellicle Songs” ever again.