Plus Size Well-Dressed Beast Costume

Description

It’s practically a tale as old as, you know, time: being a beast and all, your buddies all expect you to dress as something funny or even sloppy for Halloween. They’re looking forward to making fun of your last minute, hilarious gag ensemble that barely passes as a costume. Again. They’re ignoring one important fact: you’ve changed.

Now, you want to look good in life! You’re a furry fella who is finally comfortable owning his right to feel fancy. No need to apologize for that. We think we may have the perfect costume, one that will put every one of your chums in their place when you stroll into the party: this Plus Size Well-Dressed Beast Costume! Who says a guy can’t enjoy being the belle of the ball? We certainly don’t. We think you look great and swanky, the picture of rugged male beauty and classic charm.

And aren’t you in luck, because there’s a dolled up lady in a stunning yellow gown eyeing the hors d’oeuvre table when you arrive, and she hasn’t paid one moment’s attention to the rest of your crew; after all, she’s looking for someone more refined, someone, perhaps, wearing a blue velvet jacket with metallic gold trim (check!). Her well-groomed nature desires ascots (check!), brocade vests (check!), and lace sleeve cuffs (check!). So go ahead, shock your pals with your new dapper duds as you waltz her around the dance floor. They’re likely to do a double-take, and we bet that’s the last you’ll hear from them about your inability to pull together a nifty outfit!