Plus Size Super Sperm Costume

Description

Being a superhero is never easy. They don’t work regular hours, and sometimes the fate of human kind hangs in the balance. In the case of Super Sperm, the survival of the species literally depends on his success! Proudly don this Plus Size Super Sperm Costume, and show off your admiration for this mighty micro-hero!

Since this is a family website (more or less), we aren’t going to dig too deeply into this hero’s origin story; and luckily we don’t have to, since we’re all grownups here (unless you’re not, in which case if you have any questions, ask your parents). But since Super Sperm is a rather mysterious and unconventional hero that tends to work out of sight, we can’t blame you for having not heard of his amazing exploits! We also don’t want to sound too dramatic when we say that you can pretty much thank good ol’ S.S. for all life on the planet, but it’s true!

What is known about this champion of reproduction is that he wears a uniform just like this stunning costume, since the sleek design helps him swim, and Super Sperm is, above all, a fantastic swimmer! This bodysuit features foam padded arms and legs to give you his legendary muscular physique, and the attached briefs and diamond logo complete the heroic look. It’s a long swim to the finish line, competing against thousands of others, and this costume will make you look good for the trip!