Plus Size Retro Stewardess Costume

Description

As it turns out, there is a hidden category in most costume competitions that very few people (besides the judges) know about. That criteria is: which costume would look the best at 30,000 feet?

It’s odd, we know. But we’re kind of costume experts, so trust us. Now, if you’re entering a costume contest dressed as a cowgirl…OK. A cowgirl would look okay at 30,000 feet. But you’re not going for just “okay,” are you? What about a serpent? No, no, no! Judges don’t want to imagine any more snakes on a plane than they’ve already had to. What about an evil queen? Eh–would you really want to be stuck at 30,000 feet with a woman who is mean to everyone and insists on beheadings? That won’t work, either. Wait…this Plus Size Retro Stewardess Costume is the PERFECT look to wow the judges and your fellow partygoers! Does it look great at 30,000 feet? Yep! Does it look stunning at zero altitude, too? You betcha! This costume makes sure you are looking mad cute for any in-air flight or holiday flight of fancy!

You’ll be a step ahead of the competition due to your knowledge of the hidden system, and…c’mon…this costume is just really, really cool looking, anyway you spin it! It’s got a form-fitting turquoise pullover dress and matching pillbox hat PLUS a necktie, flight pins, and even a purse (who doesn’t love a costume that solves the eternal question “where will I put my cellphone and keys?”). Your popularity is about to take off, so we hope you’re buckled in for the ride!