Whenever you have a pressing question that needs to be answered, don’t you wish you could just go find someone to, you know, help answer it? If you look hard enough, you can seek out and find the village enchantress. She knows all.
Oh, village enchantress, what courses shall I take next semester? She takes a peek inside her crystal ball and she informs you of your destiny: you will take Astronomy and Intro to Psychology. And Cardio Kickboxing. Oh, village enchantress, which of these OK Cupid dates shall I dare go on? She gazes deep into the future for the answer: you will spend more time working on you. You’ll never be happy if you’re always looking for external validation.
Man, that village enchantress really tells it like it is. We all wish we had someone we could go to for all of life’s answers. So imagine what a hit you’ll be in this Medieval Enchantress Costume. You’ll have people lining up to ask you for resolutions to all their problems in life. Plus, you’ll get to hear a lot of crazy stories! You’ll be the highly-sought after renaissance woman with talent, intrigue, and style (of course) in the sculpted velvet dress and matching headpiece. The golden accents will surely shine bright like the light in your seer’s eye. So do tell us, village enchantress, which Halloween costume is bound to bring us everlasting happiness?…Yeah, we had a feeling that you would answer that way!