Plus Size Kangaroo Costume

Description

People often look to the virtually mystical realm down under known as Australia and come up with every manner of questions regarding the critters that live there. How in the world did they luck out so much? They’ve got all the cutest creatures. Okay, okay. Admittedly, they’ve also got a lot of the really dangerous ones, so it is a fairly mixed bag. However, we can’t help but look with unending jealousy over the unique creatures… especially concsidering some of the superpowers that they possess!

Of course, we’ve gotta look at the most famous of the Australian animals: the kangaroo. We can really only luck out by sighting one in a zoo unless we manage to get invited into Christopher Robin’s wondrous book where, apparently, kangaroos live side by side with tigers, bears, piglets, an owl, and a rabbit. Most of those animal connections don’t make a whole lot of sense, until we notice something of a pattern. Man are the critters in the 100 Acre Wood bouncy! Tigger? Rabbit? Even Pooh Bear has got a pretty bouncy attitude when it comes to those hunny trees. Obviously they’ve all been trained by the one true jumper in the mix!

So, time to take the lessons to heart and get to your jumping with this Kangaroo costume. When you put on this crushed velvet suit, you are not merely wearing a comfortable jumpsuit. No, you’re gaining the super leaping qualities of the rare kangaroo and even possessing the theoretically unlimited storage space of the magical tummy pocket. (Warning: It is almost certainly not unlimited, but who can really be sure of things like capacity!?)