Plus Size Jesus Costume

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Look. We all know that Jesus was this Biblical dude who was basically perfect and could do all these sweet miracles and then performed the biggest, baddest trick of all by rising from the dead and shooting up to heaven. Read the book, watched the movie. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

But did you ever stop to wonder who the guy was beneath all of that glowy, son-of-God exterior? Like, what was Jesus like on the day-to-day, you know? What kind of music did he like? Did he laugh at, like, all the disciples jokes, or was he all, “Ha. That’s funny” but didn’t actually laugh at the jokes told by the one disciple who thinks he’s funny but isn’t actually funny (because there’s alway one in the bunch, right)? Do you think he was ever inwardly all, “Mom, just leave me alone! GOD!” when his mom kept trying to hang out with him and all of his disciple buds? Because yeah, they say he was perfect, but he was still human for a stretch (33 years to be exact) and so he had to have some experiences that were less than ideal, right? Which, if you think about it, those things would actually make him more perfect, because then he’d be totally relatable!

Which why you should wear this Plus Size Jesus Costume for whenever an occasion calls for you to look just Jesus (which, surprisingly, can be a lot!). Sure, to some people, looking just like the Son of God could seem like a lot of pressure to act right, but we both know that Jesus is a lot more fun when he’s doing the unexpected…like, grooving to “Spirit In The Sky” or gossiping about which disciples can’t hold their wine. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and celebrate! Because even if this is the last day you know you’ll be alive, chances are, you’re still gonna live again tomorrow! (get it? That was an Easter joke!)