Comin’ with the crazy fists!
Look, when you’ve got a bunch of profits from a one-hit wonder called “Love Me Sexy”, what would you do with the money? Buying a basketball team is the most obvious choice! And sure, yeah…when you think Flint, Michigan, you might not totally think “Oh, hey…Tropics!”…which, to some people, might be the first indicator of a potential lack of success. But never underestimate the power of positive thinking!
And yeah, there’s a bunch of basketball stuff that has to do with leagues merging into other leagues, blah blah blah, but the important thing is that, when it comes to The Tropics, the beauty of basketball, teamwork, and overcoming the odds is on full display. And maybe also a wrestling bear and a visit from a dead mom who gives Jackie a secret weapon to win when the chips are down, but also, teamwork!
So if you’re ready to “Get Tropical!” and take on the Spurs in the Megabowl, then this Plus Size Adult Jackie Moon Warm-Up suit is ready for you! 100% polyester, the white pants have tea and orange stripes on the sides, and the matching jacket also says “Tropics” on the front in orange. The jacket also features a teal collar and a Velcro opening. The costume even comes with an orange and white headband. Add a curly haired wig – seriously, add one…the hair is literally the only thing that Jackie Moon really cares about – to complete the full “Semi-Pro” effect! Then get out there and practice those free throws…because Jackie Moon is very good at free throws. Seriously, guys…free throws are probably the best facet of his game.