Whose really the jerk in a family like Kevin’s? Surely, not little Kevin. His brother Buzz though, really is the jerkiest McCallister. Buzz eats all the cheese pizza because he knows it will upset Kevin. He threatens Kevin with his pet tarantula. Buzz doesn’t even seem upset that his little brother is left home alone while the family enjoys their Paris trip.
Is it any wonder that when Kevin sees his big brothers girlfriend, and she is ugly, that he says “Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!” It’s not really a commentary on the girlfriend, but rather on Buzz and his jerkiness. So, wear this Plus Size Home Alone Buzz Your Girlfriend Woof Sweater (try saying that ten times fast), to show your support of Kevin. It seems like almost all the McCallisters are jerks to Kevin. But, Buzz is the worst. However, maybe that’s just because he is the older brother. Forced to deal with his little brother always hanging around. (Nah, he’s just a jerk.)