You ever have those days where you wake up to find that you slept through your alarm? You get up in a panic knowing you’re going to be late for something important you can’t quite remember, and then it hits you. It’s your wedding today! You don’t have time to put your suit on. You fell asleep in a pair of black sweatpants. That’s close enough, right? You look to the closet for just a shred of hope, and there it is!
Hanging before you is the most comfortable looking tuxedo you’ve ever seen. You throw the long sleeve shirt on, and book it out the door. You can hear the church bells ringing in the distance as you race down the street, and finally screech into the parking lot. Your buddy’s waiting in the back, because he knew you well enough to expect this. That’s why he’s your best man. He adjusts your shirt collar and you hop into position right as the bride clumsily stumbles into the aisle herself dressed in a old, bright pink prom dress that she probably threw on ten minutes ago. Well there is a reason you guys got married.