So, there’s a bit of a longstanding debate here and we need your input. Who is the all-time best karting character for the classic Nintendo series of games?
Most of us agree and say that it’s gotta be Yoshi; but Marvin, our lead accountant and office misfit, demands that no one but a certain tall and skinny brother of an mustachioed plumber can claim that title. Oh, Marvin. Of course we knew that you would agree. Yoshi is maybe the best character of the whole canon. And in any case, this Plus Size Deluxe Yoshi Costume is a fantastic way to show your appreciation and support for the best quasi-dinosaur this side of the Mushroom Kingdom. From the moment you put on this jumpsuit, which comes equipped with a hood and inflatable shell, you may feel the strange urge to race around collecting turtle shells or dropping banana peels. But that’s all completely normal. Just gather up your best friends, clear out the city streets, and start your own obstacle filled race course with complete disregard for safety or rationality (but, you know…not really…)
In any case, we wish you the best on your own go-karting experiences, and are certain that regardless if you’re racing or going on princess saving adventures, you’ll always come out victorious in the end.