Let’s face it: Everyone gives a lot of attention to how cool Chesire Cat was, or how interesting the Mad Hatter could be, or even how adorable those singing flowers were. But you know who was the real MVP of Wonderland? The multi-limbed dude who knew how to throw shade so hard that you felt read just reading about it. A.k.a. the Caterpillar.
First, let’s get one thing straight: When it comes to hardcore chilling, the Caterpillar gets it at it like it’s his full-time job. And then here comes Alice, peppering everyone with a million questions about some White Rabbit and which path should she take, blah blah blah. Like, basically the worst tourist ever, thinking everyone should just drop what they’re doing and help her because she’s not from around here and failed to read her guidebook before she came in. And the Caterpillar? Is having none of it. He just takes a slow puff off of his hookah pipe like he couldn’t be bothered, throws her some serious side eye, and is all, “New Phone, Who Dis?” Alice = PWNED.
So if you’re ready to take a page from the chillest guy in the book when it comes to your next costume party, then we highly suggest this Plus Size Caterpillar Costume. The multi-armed and legged costume is all you’ll need to give literally no leaps when it comes to anyone else’s requirements. The bodysuit is made of soft foam lined polyester to help you keep your squirmy shape, and it’s roomy and comfortable enough that you can bless other people with your presence if you so choose, or simply lounge in it like you’re in a cocoon of your own. The costume also has a face opening that measures approximately 5″ x 7″, which is important, because people are going to need to read all the shade on your face in order to save you the precious energy it takes to read them out loud. The arms also have attached white costume gloves, which will protect your hands from your hookah smoke, as well as clearly signal to everyone else that you are not only above them, but you are also the absolute most. Welcome to the tea party, indeed!