Plus Orange Astronaut Costume

Description

A lot of people think that the best reasons to go to space are the in-flight experiences only astronauts get to have, like feeling glued to your seat by over a million pounds of thrust as you slip the surly bonds of Earth atop a rocket-powered chariot of science. And that’s fine, but those of us who don’t get all starry-eyed whenever somebody says the final frontier know that all the best perks actually come right here on the ground!

Think about it this way: to everybody on the International Space Station, you’re nothing special. Their commute was just as far as yours, and they’ve already crossed everything off the list of fun little things to do in zero-g. Now they’ve all got a lot of work to do, and unless you can figure out how to get the smell of old socks out of the cabin, they’d like you to cut the chatter.

Meanwhile, any earthbound audience is going to hang on to the tiniest details when you regale them in an orange flight suit like this!

They’ll beg for answers to all their burning questions, like what did the food taste like, how did you go the bathroom, and how long does it take to swap out one of the Main Bus Switching Units during a fairly routine EVA? And since your outfit comes with authentic-looking details like a slew of embroidered patches and a passel of utility pockets, they’ll believe whatever you say!