Paratrooper Adult Men’s Costume

Description

Alright! Are you ready to make a jaw-dropping entrance into a party this year? All you need is a military-grade chopper, at least a year of training under a professional parachutist, your very own parachute, and this Men’s Paratrooper Costume! Oh, and we know it may be a bit more on the expensive side but fireworks exploding in the background always make everything more exciting and entertaining… so yeah, just a thought. With all of that and a little thing called “perfect timing”, you’ll be able to make the grandest entrance at any costume party you plan to attend this Halloween.

Can’t afford to rent a helicopter or to take those skydiving lessons? Hmm. That may put a damper on this plan but we think with this action-ready Paratrooper outfit and a little bit of charisma, you can still pull it off! When you enter the party simply start asking everyone if they saw you sail in from the sky. You have to make sure you sound super confident so you don’t sound like a total weirdo. (Although if weird is what you are going for, go on and do your thaang!) When they say no, because as we both know you drove or walked there like everyone else, tell them that the night sky was lit up like a climactic finale in a Michael Bay film as you made your grand entrance.

Once you tell them that action packed story and they see you in this outstanding camouflaged jumpsuit, they won’t have any other option than to believe you! Add some army boots, a pair of black gloves, and aviator sunglasses to blow everyone away with this militaristic look. You’ll have everybody shouting “Hoo Rah!”