Loading the content...
Navigation
Cart0.00$

Orange Tuxedo Top Hat

Return to Previous Page
Description

Description

Listen, we get what it’s like when everyone wants you to live in a black and white world. They want you to follow the rules and pay your taxes and stop trying to get the late-night pizza delivery guy to give you a free ride over to your buddy’s house, even if it is on the way. But that’s just not how you operate, maaaan! They might see the world in straight lines and thin borders, but you see it in vivd living color, and you’re not going to change for anybody…not even for your favorite cousin Rob, who wants to be a total drag by making you wear black and white tuxedo for his wedding.

Well, you tell that Rob to stick it, because you gotta be you, and so you’re wearing this Orange Tuxedo Hat, whether he likes it or not. Sure, it might get you kicked out of the bridal party and inadvertently alienate your whole family, but at least you’ll keep your individuality!

Related Products

Long Wavy Purple Wig Quick view

Long Wavy Purple Wig

Long Wavy Purple Wig. Add this long wavy purple wig your favorite outfit or costume. This high quality accessory from Leg Avenue is sure to pack a color punch!
14.99$ BUY NOW
Kids Pink Poodle Skirt Quick view

Kids Pink Poodle Skirt

Kids Pink Poodle Skirt. Get a Kids Pink Poodle Skirt as part of a fun retro costume. Great for a theme party, school event or for trick-or-treating.
14.99$ BUY NOW
Neon Pink Long Wig Quick view

Neon Pink Long Wig

Neon Pink Long Wig. Accessorize a sexy cupcake princess costume with this neon pink wig. This colorful accessory goes great with a variety of adult costumes.
14.99$ BUY NOW
Plus Size Sequin Dorothy Costume Quick view

Plus Size Sequin Dorothy Costume

Plus Size Sequin Dorothy Costume. This plus size sequin Dorothy costume is a sexy Wizard of Oz costume idea for Halloween. You'll be set to go on an adventure with Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion.
58.99$ BUY NOW
SWAT Helmet Quick view

SWAT Helmet

SWAT Helmet. Looking for a way to make your SWAT uniform costume just a little more believable? Add this SWAT helmet to noggin and you'll look like an official officer on duty.
1.99$ BUY NOW
Mr. President Mask Quick view

Mr. President Mask

Mr. President Mask. Yes we can provide an affordable Mr. President Mask at little or no cost to you. It’s right here. Yep…right before your eyes.
0.99$ BUY NOW
Inflatable Mallet Quick view

Inflatable Mallet

Inflatable Mallet. There's a ton of costumes that you can add this inflatable mallet to. Use it for your video game costume, or prisoner costume, for a nice added touch.
5.99$ BUY NOW
Kids Foot Soldier Costume Quick view

Kids Foot Soldier Costume

Kids Foot Soldier Costume. This Kids Foot Soldier Costume is a fierce military uniform costume idea for children. Get it for Halloween or for play time!
19.99$ BUY NOW
Chewbacca Messenger Bag Quick view

Chewbacca Messenger Bag

Chewbacca Messenger Bag. Traveling light as a Wookiee is pretty simple when you take a note from Chewbacca. The licensed messenger bag is like the one carried by the furry co-pilot in the Star Wars series.
74.99$ BUY NOW
Deluxe Battle Sword Quick view

Deluxe Battle Sword

Deluxe Battle Sword. We knight you Sir. Spam A Lot! You're not ready for war until you're wielding a Deluxe Battle Sword. A knight needs this powerful weapon.
11.99$ BUY NOW
Back to top