Old Lady Costume

Description

Who hasn’t watched Jackass, and wanted to be the unsuspected “Bad Grandpa”? Johnny Knoxville has made it so easy for guys to play this character. But where is the way for women to be able to do the same thing? Well, ladies, you are no longer left out.

Get ready to put on this pink, green, and yellow Old Lady Costume, and get up to some shenanigans. You will be able to fool folks into thinking you are just a sweet little old lady. A woman who doesn’t swear, or belch, or fart. Get ready to become the best practical joke your town has ever seen. Take your actor cues from Knoxville, and the guys from Jackass.

You can try to ship your annoying neighbor who only plays death metal at absurdly high volumes off to Norway in a box from FedEx, because if it fits it ships, right? Then you can hit on the hot guy at the bus station. See his reaction as you ask him for his phone number. Just make sure you have a hidden camera crew to record his reaction. And the reaction of the FedEx guy when he sees a guy gagged, and tied up on your floor ready to be shipped away. Then you can be like: take that boys! You thought you were the only ones who like practical jokes. *Warning: do not actually try to send someone in a FedEx box. FedEx does not like it when the boxes start to move around mid transit.*