Naughty Nun Costume

Description

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic!

Yeah, everyone likes to poke fun at nuns. But look at them. They have been rockin’ the black habit since before it was a thing. Like way back to the beginning of the church. They probably even listen to Black Sabbath on their down time. “Maybe, it’s not too late to learn how to love, and forget how to hate.”

Those women are some tough broads too. They work morning, noon, and night. Sacrificing everything they have to the church, and the public. But you know they were party animals. Why do you think they hide their hair? They don’t want all the little alter boys fawning at their lovely locks. They want to save their ‘wow’ factor for the concert later that week.

So this Halloween don’t poke fun at nuns. They are too awesome for that. Slip on this Naughty Nun Costume, and rock out to Black Sabbath’s Crazy Train. But don’t worry you will be able to flaunt your luscious locks in this habit. (Just try not to make too many alter boys fawn.) But, you should also go out armed with a few great nun puns, like: “What a nunderful world”, or “Now admitting nun to paradise”, because someone will most likely say an inappropriate joke about nuns. Just leave them with this gem, “That joke isn’t nunny any more.”