Muscle Chest Shirt

Description

So, you’re not interested in spending your free time in the gym pumping iron? We understand. Truly. No problem, bro. We’ve got you covered…for now, that is.

Because, of course, anyone who might fall for you while you’re wearing this sculpted Muscle Chest Shirt is in for a bit of a surprise. But you live in the now, so maybe just don’t worry about that yet. Instead, you can put your energy into visualizing getting the physique you’ve always wanted…and it shall be mailed right to your house! If only all of health was this simple.

You can wear this shirt under any costume you choose to help bulk it up, but beware: once people start noticing your kickin’ bod, you may feel yourself inclined to wear padded top every day that ends in a “Y.”