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We feel really sorry for those minions. They’re incredibly loyal to whomever they decide to follow, they are intelligent enough to invent all sorts of things on the spot, and resourceful enough to survive anywhere; but no matter how hard they try they just keep running into worse and worse luck. It’s a rough gig going from boss to boss and waiting around for a new one can get pretty boring. This also means that they are excellent entertainers.
This means that Minion bands are very sought after in todays evil underground music concert circuit. If you’re really careful though, you can join one of these sweet bands and travel the world. All you need is a sweet disguise, some minion language classes, and one of their signature instruments. This guitar should do the trick. It’s more of a ukulele for everyone else but those little yellow bundles can really make it wail. Be sure to pack extra bananas.