Men’s SuitMeister Basic Skull Suit

Description

So you finally got hired at that fancy new job; good for you! That cushy office is a mighty nice upgrade from your last cubicle. It totally suits you!

The thing is, your new boss made it very clear that this is a suit-and-tie kind of workplace. No casual wear allowed. And to put the nail in your fashionable coffin, your start date is October 31st, meaning you can’t suit up in mask and cape like you want this Halloween. Enter this Men’s SuitMeister Basic Skull Suit. Now you can celebrate your favorite holiday and still stay within the company’s (lame) dress code. Let’s fact it, this is not your father’s suit–pleated and brown and awkwardly sized. This amazingly bold ensemble is slim fitting and scare-cly ordinary; you don’t have to settle for pinstripes today. Instead, you’ll be covered shoulder to ankle in spooky white skulls with red accents.

Honestly, we applaud your bold day-one wear; at least everyone in the office will know you’re not some average Joe with zero point of view. And if your boss can’t make heads or tails of your fully-lined jacket, elastic pants, and matching tie, well then, that ought to teach him to be more specific next time. Formal wear may be a necessary evil, but no one ever said dressing up need be boring.