We mustache you a question.
What? You can’t seriously think that we were going to miss that opportunity. Like, you were scrolling around looking for a suit that had something to do with mustaches (we’re guessing you didn’t quite expect this gem) and found this fantastic dress suit printed with a variety of mustaches. Then you decided to click on this beauty, presumably to take a closer look, and now you’re reading a description of it. And we’re supposed to believe you intentionally clicked on a mustache suit and didn’t expect a cheeky mustache pun in return? Highly improbable. But if that is the case, perhaps you should move along, as you are not enough of a mustache lover to be here. A serious mustache enthusiast would love said mustache puns.
Anyway, back to the original question we needed to ask: How do you feel about mustaches? The correct answer should be somewhere along the lines of “I feel overwhelmed with adoration for mustaches” if you clicked on this outfit. Because this outfit? It’s only for those die-hard mustache connoisseurs. No human who is only luke-warm about mustaches can pull this beauty off. No, no. Only mustache enthusiasts need apply.
And if you are a true enthusiast, then this glorious Mustache Suit is for you. It comes with a fully lined mustache jacket, with notched lapels and 2 buttons. There’s also mustache printed slacks (with hidden elastic adjusters) and a mustache printed neck tie. In this suit you will be covered in so very many amazing mustaches. That’s right. You will be fan-stasche-tic.