Welcome to your Templar training. First things first, and you’ve got to get suited up in your armor and we have to say, by the way, it looks quite good on you. You’ve got a real holy warrior vibe going on which we dig. Comes with the territory of being a knight of the Crusades, but some guys just don’t have that internal essence to really pull it off. You do!
Anyway, now that you’re in your armor, we’ve got to train you on how to ride a horse. How to clean a blade. How to cut through a man as if he were a block of cheese. Soft cheese too. Like a nice brie. That’s how good you’ll be with a sword once we’re done with you. Yup, Crusades can be pretty fun that way. Always something new to see.
Oh, the treasure, right. Everyone always wants to know about the Templar treasure. Do we have one? Yes, of course. Is it a vast sum of money that could make all of us rich for the rest of our lives? Yup, we got that covered. But no, you can’t have any of it. We don’t ever touch the treasure. Just keep collecting it. That’s kinda what being a Templar is all about…
You might be asking yourself, why don’t we just buy something nice for everyone? We could all go in on a hot tub or a pool table. Something! But, yeah, the treasure just sits there in that secret vault we built. Where? Oh, it’s just down- hang on! Nice try there, bud. But you’re a first time knight. You don’t get to see the treasure till after your first Crusade. Now let’s get going. It’s Templar time!