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Men’s Black Beret w/Flash

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You’ve chosen your team and assembled at the rendezvous point. It’s time to move out, but everybody’s standing around making chit-chat. You’ve got a couple of options. If you happen to have a powerful sound system, you can put on some catchy music to help everyone sync up. Get them dancing as a unit, and you just might be able to convince them to follow the rest of your orders.

Then there’s the other approach: fashion. Don this commanding black beret with stylish blue embroidered patch, and they’ll fall in right away. If that doesn’t work, we’re stumped, since we’re not brilliant tacticians like you. All of our textbooks say good luck turning a ragtag bunch of new recruits into a crack team of commandos unless you’re a talented choreographer, or they’re all jealous of your hat. Hmm. If you ever decide to do some consulting, we’re looking for a few good men like you to help update our training materials.

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