Lifesize Decayed Poseable Skeleton

Description

When you’re the life of the party, you can’t have anyone showing you up. It is important to remind your guests that there is a pecking order to party life. You’re on the top, your amazing garb and carefully chosen costuming showing elegance, class, and just enough of an intimidating aura subtly placed so that people have an instinctive sense that you are a welcoming and gracious host… but might flay their skin from their bones and leave them as a waking warning to the rest. Of course, once there are only bones left, the message is hardly even worth conveying anymore!

Worry not! We have your back… and rib cage, sternum, femur… just about all of them! With this Life-size Decayed Poseable Skeleton, you have all the message-sending you need without all the complicated chemical processes of keeping the flesh from fouling up your party atmosphere. A 60” tall male—though only your top forensic friends will know—this skeletal prop can be posed as necessary and comes complete with its original rotting flesh in the form of a tan gauze. Hang him up on the ceiling with the included skull loop or set him up on the couch or entry room to indicate where your guests can hang their hats. We’re pretty sure we’ve fixed all the voodoo rites, too, so they shouldn’t get up and dance to xylophone music anymore.