Ladies Pirate Hat

Description

We’d be remiss not to mention this classic Ladies Pirate Hat before you hit the waters once again. We hear your next target is old Brown Beard’s treasure, a trove hidden deep in the depths of some cave off the coast of some island full of cannibals.

Well… We mean no disrespect, miss, but you probably need all the help you can get. You’re capable, but Brown Beard is known for his cunning use of traps, and they’ll be extra difficult to navigate with a horde of cannibals on your tail! The thing about this hat is that only the courageous can wear it correctly (the inscription inside reads: only the brave need apply). Coincidentally, every swashbuckling pirate respects a nice, big hat—so set this atop those gorgeous locks and we have it on good authority that you’ll demand authority and command respect from anyone and everyone who dares venture into danger with you.