It’s the year 2018. Man has forsaken Earth to find his place among the stars. Global warming has caused the water levels on Earth to rise far beyond what science thought was possible and the globe is completely drowned in miles of deep water. But wait! What’s that?! Not everyone left it seems… some people chose to stay on their mother planet and simply evolve into Mer-People! And it looks like Steve needs a costume for the annual Atlantis Ball. But what to wear? All the shops are closed due to flooding!
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This Sea God Neptune Costume includes all the faux suede, fur, and gems that any aspiring God of the Seas could desire, as well as the gold ropes and brocade ribbons that are necessary to set you apart from the hoi polloi in ye olde Atlantis. Bear the trident with confidence, knowing that the power it imbues is yours to wield at will.